so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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