sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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