I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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did you just send me my own nude
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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