Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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