Kiss
Puke
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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