member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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