my mouth tastes like poor choices
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i think my cat just said my name.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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