Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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