Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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