why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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