these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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