soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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