I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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