Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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