I want to stick my p in your. b.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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