My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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