This house was built for laser tag.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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