i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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