I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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