that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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