it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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