better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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