i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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