Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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