Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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