We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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