In the future we'll all be gay
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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