Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
