you guys were way drunker than both of me
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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