There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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