I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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