Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ladies don't puke and tell
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
