Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Shame - the story of my life.
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