when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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