he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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