Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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