Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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