I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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