look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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