you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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