I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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