i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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