guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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