id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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