We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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