i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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