I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first