a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
did i walk over a car last night?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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