He disabled his match.com account in front of me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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