after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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