i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Boobs speak an international language.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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