so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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